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Relationship Status:: In a Relationship

Favorite Jackson Restaurant:: Tye's

Favorite Local Watering Hole:: Fenian's

Favorite Band:: The Man singing to the cats

Politics:: Liberal

People don't know that I:: will write for food.

About Me:: I'm not that horribly interesting. Right now I'm smoking, blowing my nose, and watching my cat lick his enormous stomach.

Sometimes I actually get off the couch-usually to drink.

Website:: http://thebutterknife.blogspot.com

They don't like to move around a lot.

I'm considering returning to The Bowl Cut in my later years.

The Man and I enjoy a good dressing up.

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I Kissed A Girl And I Liked It

So, Dr. Phil just went on Larry King and said he was "undecided" about voting for the President. Has Oprah not yet flexed her extremely strong vagina? Bitch needs to get her man under control. She needs to get that Oprah Mind Control Shit going on.

WE ARE VOTING FOR THE BLACK MAN. THE BLACK MAN THAT CAN USE THE INTERNET. THAT ONE. THE REALLY GOOD LOOKING ONE THAT IS ACTUALLY ALIVE AND BREATHING. THAT ONE. THE ONE THAT I THINK STILL HAS SEX WITH HIS WIFE. HOPEFULLY. I WANT A PRESIDENT… Continue

Posted on September 16, 2008 at 11:00pm

Numinous

I just took a shot of vodka and chased it with a beer. I started the beer at 4:30pm. The shot had to wait until at least after 5pm. I’m still proper. Even if the beer was a 16oz tall boy Budweiser The Man had orphaned in the fridge for a hot afternoon.

When The Man and I were in The Keys we went to a Publix to pick up some groceries and some wine (because Florida is one of those really nifty places that sells wine in the grocery stores). While we walked down one of the aisles,… Continue

Posted on August 8, 2008 at 7:51pm

All Up In Barbie's Business

After many serious discussions, The Man and I have decided that Barbie Basset should openly announce the status of her womb before she starts the weather cast.

Every single night we spend the first three minutes of the weather forecast openly fighting about whether or not Barbie's knocked up again.

We would much prefer it if she just came out and said:

"Good Evening, I'm meterologist Barbie Bassett and I am not pregnant."

or, the… Continue

Posted on August 7, 2008 at 9:32pm — 7 Comments

Dysregulation

1) Xanax bottles should be easier to open. This isn't really a product one wants to have a hard time getting into. If one needs a xanax, one usually needs to get to that xanax pretty quickly. After the cap is revised, they need to completely rethink the double foil sealing and cotton ball stuffing as well. They do nothing but piss people off.

2) I'm disgustingly proud that I've worn down the two plastic humps on the J and F keys on my computer keyboard. The Dell has finally acquired… Continue

Posted on August 1, 2008 at 7:39pm — 2 Comments

I Love The Man..and refined white sugar.

Because after a hard day at work he will come home, read the comments under most of the articles in the Clarion-Ledger and then stand up and scream:

"I HATE WHITE MEN!!!!"

He usually then throws something large across the room. Sometimes this thing is the computer.

Sigh.

Just for fun...here's a paragragh from a piece I'm working on about giving up all processed foods. I've been all organic, gluten-free, dairy-free, sugar-free, and ALMOST… Continue

Posted on June 25, 2008 at 11:00pm — 4 Comments

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At 11:43am on August 25, 2008, QUEEN said…: When am I going to see you Lori? I miss you lady!

At 4:45pm on July 13, 2008, Matt Allen said…: That pic is fantastic!

At 12:19pm on June 27, 2008, QUEEN said…: Hey u! love the picture...it's so you! What you doing this weekend?

At 2:05pm on June 26, 2008, Amanda M said…: fuck i don't even know her last name.....huh....blonde buzz-cut hair lesbian, kelly

At 8:49am on June 10, 2008, QUEEN said…: Hey mama! yes, I totally agree. I meant to send an email, but I've been so busy with work these days. I really don't think I'll get any free time on the weekends until next week hopefully. I am going to try and get to Jubilee Jam though, you?

At 12:14am on June 8, 2008, Amanda M said…: sorry if i offend you, but just to see if you're the lori i think you are... do you know kelly

At 10:52am on May 30, 2008, QUEEN said…: In side every older person is a younger person -- wondering what the hell happened.
- Cora Harvey Armstrong-

Inside me lives a skinny woman crying to get out. But I can usually shut her up with cookies.
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The hardest years in life are those between ten and seventy. -Helen Hayes (at 73)-

I refuse to think of them as chin hairs. I think of them as stray eyebrows. - Janette Barber-

My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first one being -- hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint.
- Erma Bombeck -

Old age ain't no place for sissies
-Bette Davis-

Thirty-five is when you finally get your head together and your body starts falling apart.
- Caryn Leschen -

If you can't be a good example -- then you'll just have to be a horrible warning.
-Catherine-

I'm not going to vacuum 'til Sears makes one you can ride on.
- Roseanne Barr-

Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.
- Maryon Pearson-

Nobody can make you feel inferior without your permission.
-Eleanor Roosevelt-

When life hands you lemons, ask for tequila and salt and call me over!!